Okay quickly, the food I made tonight, because I don’t want to forget:
You should have:
milk, pasta, salt, a bulb of garlic, a jar of pesto, and an oil suitable for frying garlic.
Start the pasta first, because it takes longer than making the sauce. Just get ‘er boiling with salt and a drop of oil and then dump in pasta. Bash four cloves of the garlic around in a tupperware container to loosen the skin, then mince that. Heat up some oil in the pan, drop the minced garlic in and fry it until it’s juuuust about to turn brown, then dump in a “heaping forkload” of pesto and mix that in. Then pour milk over that and turn the heat down a little to boil off some of the water in the milk and also merge the flavors. IT WILL MERGE SO DELICIOUSLY.
Theeeen just dump the pasta once it’s been drained right into the frying pan, mix it around and THEN YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY. OH MY GOD. We’re talking you-beautiful-disaster levels of garlic deliciousness.
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