The Unflappable Captain Mwai







Dean Winchester was born in 1979.

Hermione Granger was born in 1979.

Dean Winchester and Hermione Granger are the same age….


This post really messed me up

Sam Winchester is younger than Harry Potter…

And BBC Sherlock was born in 1980, so Sherlock is the same age as Harry and Ron and is younger than Hermione.


…I’m the same age as Hermione? I’m so confused


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

Also, this is exactly what invention looks like. Thomas Edison probably spent, like, 99.8% of the time doing that.


This character(s) is going to cause me to learn a lot more about lemurs than I ever expected probably.

Unlike higher primates, lemurs are highly scent-focused and can’t see very well. Lemurs kinda have thumbs, but they’re definitely not as good as human thumbs, which kinda rule.

Okay quickly, the food I made tonight, because I don’t want to forget:

You should have:
milk, pasta, salt, a bulb of garlic, a jar of pesto, and an oil suitable for frying garlic.

Start the pasta first, because it takes longer than making the sauce. Just get ‘er boiling with salt and a drop of oil and then dump in pasta. Bash four cloves of the garlic around in a tupperware container to loosen the skin, then mince that. Heat up some oil in the pan, drop the minced garlic in and fry it until it’s juuuust about to turn brown, then dump in a “heaping forkload” of pesto and mix that in. Then pour milk over that and turn the heat down a little to boil off some of the water in the milk and also merge the flavors. IT WILL MERGE SO DELICIOUSLY.

Theeeen just dump the pasta once it’s been drained right into the frying pan, mix it around and THEN YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY. OH MY GOD. We’re talking you-beautiful-disaster levels of garlic deliciousness.

*pointedly lives like a grownup by making a lovely pasta dish with a white garlic and pesto sauce and eating it with a glass of wine*

*tumblrs about it*

Huh. I pulled out my old shelf set that I used to make coffee on and found, um, most of the spoons I own. :T

As always, the1janitor delivers. This video explains how the rules in place for the police in the US make it vastly more likely for even decent cops to abuse their authority, and how the training of US police is designed to make them into a menace.

Real talk tho I love Guardians of the Galaxy to itty bitty pieces but if you flipped Gamorra and Starlord’s genders it would have been, and this is a rough estimate, so epic they’d have had to put Rocket on Mount Rushmore.




Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;




OK first you’re being a total dick right now,


OK first you’re being a total dick right now,